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I’ve been talking about the wonders of technology, and specifically what it can do for us. This invention has me thinking all sorts of possibilities for keeping my Richard Armitage obsession well fed but not in plain sight:



Facial Recognition Billboard Only Lets Women See The Full Ad

By Yi Chen on February 21, 2012

A new kind of outdoor advertisement is being trialled on Oxford Street in London’s West End. The interactive advertisement uses a high-definition camera to scan pedestrians and identify their gender before showing a specific ad. The built-in system has a 90 per cent accuracy rate in analyzing a person’s facial features and determining if they’re a male or female.

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I need one of these devices in several rooms of my home, and when I walk near, I see something like this:

But it would have to be sophisticated enough that when SO walks near, he would see this:

which would ensure he asks no questions about the awkward looking contraptions spread throughout the house.

And maybe there’s a workaround for Servetus’ difficulty:

The sensing unit mounted on the lectern with the display on the back wall behind the students? And perhaps with rotating images of Richard Armitage so she would not become dazed by her ogling. But of course if the students happen to look, they would see this:

The only downside I foresee is the students becoming confused by her spontaneous diagramming of Luther’s pants?

RA screencap courtesy of RichardArmitageNet.Com. Other images in the public domain.

12 Comments

  1. ROFL!!! Sorry Frenz I can’t comment , I’m speechless, just laughing and wondering about the endless possibilities of this new hi-tech! You crack me up! Brilliant!!!

  2. Yes! I like the way you think. This made me laugh aloud!

  3. :D :D :D :D :D

  4. LOL you ALWAYS bring on the funny!

  5. Wow, that’s fantastic. Hilarious! I’ve definitely been seen through here! Fortunately or unfortunately, however, there are few pictures of Martin Luther with pants for me to diagram! (He is usually pictured wearing either a habit or a Talar, the sort of robe that professors of the time wore.) Definitely a pleasure for a gal who lives in her brain most of the time.

  6. You will notice I put a question mark after pants — implying there is some question about whose pants. :D

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  8. LOL… can’t stop laughing!!!

  9. That is funny!

  10. The heck with the pants! I don’t think Luther’s face inspires me :D Mind you, it is a nice one. And the hairstyle is not that different from that of Standring. Just not – well…

    So funny, Frenz!

  11. I have to mention

    (a) the Lutheran Insult Generator at http://tyler.rasmussen.name.s80883.gridserver.com/luther/

    and

    (b) that Martin Luther tweets. https://twitter.com/#!/thesenanschlag . Mostly publicity for the Luther museums, aber immerhin.

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