When considering the Roger Ebert quote* about The Hobbit sequels:
you may ask, “How does Peter Jackson do that? How can he stretch these things out? What pray tell could the cast be doing for so long?!”
I was wondering myself, and then @nancyjohnson1 reminded me. Dumb me. I should have realized how they could chase the hat for two movies! It’s the answer to everything!
*Fake like this post.
edit: I promise I’ll get serious. My next post will be serious with a vengeance!