Further Thoughts on The Desolation of Smaug Premiere

No deep thoughts here. Wait, maybe they are deep, since I’m going to highlight something that’s the answer to almost everything uncomfortable.

Do I even need to say it? Oh yeah, I’m going to say it.

It seems something was still missing at this latest premiere. If they had just listened to me last year, this shindig would have gone down in history, and there would have been a marvelous solution to the ever present logistical problems at Hobbit premieres in America. Here.

Last year’s advice (hint: in the fake fan letter)


  1. Bwahahaha

  2. SERPENTINE!! bwahahahahahahaa indeed. :D

  3. bahahahahahaha, Serpentine, serpentine!!!! maybe they need diagrams and pictures…..

  4. whyyyyyy won’t they listen to usssssss?

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