September 15, 2012
Dear Sir Peter,
It occurred to me sometime yesterday that The Hobbit premiere is only three months away. If you have a schedule like mine, which I suspect you do, three months is about a week and a half from now. Not much time to make plans. New York is already on my itinerary for December due to two very compelling reasons and neither being about The Hobbit nor Richard Armitage. But if there will be a New York premiere, it would be great to make my visit coincide. I only have one problem. I don’t know when the hell it is, or if it is. Perhaps I shouldn’t use such strong language, but I can’t help myself.
I have even done a little research concerning past premieres hoping to find a pattern. I don’t have a lot of time to do things like this. It’s scary what I have let slide to look all of this up. And to no avail. It seems there may not have been a premiere in New York for the last Lord of the Rings movie. The only real thread of hope there might be one this time is a comment from Sir Ian about premieres in London, New York, Berlin and Tokyo. But then my anal self starts wondering what he means by the word premiere. It does seem to get confused with the word release. I just don’t know what to think, and I was hoping you might be able to help.
Yes, I know it’s Warner Brothers’ responsibility to handle these things. Pardon me if I don’t buy that bullshit. No, no, I didn’t mean to say that. I shouldn’t say that. :D I know you’re busy, and the studio is the one to handle all of this tedium while you’re getting the movie ready. I was just hoping you might have some pull with them about getting a New York premiere scheduled. And if I could make it to New Zealand in November, I would, but I don’t have a spare several thousand lying around and will have to pass. So I need your help with the New York date, and I hope you’re not offended by my passion to attend. LOL! Yes, that’s a bit of a maniacal laugh, which I hope you ignore or maybe not.
Signed,
One of Richard Armitage’s crazy fans who also has a soft spot for a certain Kiwi director with wild hair
P.S. I apologize again for calling you Mister.
Yep, it’s a fake fan letter, and I’m putting this note here for those who think this is real. No, it’s not real. No, that’s not completely true. I would like to know if there is a premiere in New York and when it may be, but I seriously doubt my venting here will make it appear. Nice to dream about, but I’m not that delusional — yet. LOL!
And in the interest of fairness, I have to say a little something about one of my compelling reasons. She is my second born, and the only child I have not written about on this blog. She is also the only one who took the time to ferret out the blog’s location and then informed me how happy she was I am anonymous as well as making sure I knew she was the child who had not had a post. “Yeah, I see where I stand with you, Mom. No post for me huh? LOL!” Okay, so here it is, Lou (no, that’s not her real name).
But first a picture:
The girl with the wicked sense of humor.
Okay, another picture:
That was taken as part of a documentary she worked on doing stills for them.
And one more (see, you got three pictures when the others got two or less):
Third from the right, and the girl who knows no fear except of the vacuum cleaner or dishwasher. :D I’ll give her a pass on that since she is such a great student and just a great kid. I would describe her, but she is a bit indescribable and the reason I hadn’t mentioned her yet. Enigma is the word most often associated with her, and oftentimes the comment, “Lou is just being Lou,” is heard amongst family and friends.
For those interested in my research on premiere dates, it’s below, and if I have an error or have missed something, please let me know. Thanks.
RELEASE AND PREMIERE DATES for LOTR movies and The Hobbit
Fellowship of the Ring
Wide release in U.S. — December 19, 2001
Premieres dates:
London – December 10, 2001
New York – December 13, 2001
Los Angeles – December 16, 2001
New Zealand – December 19, 2001
Two Towers:
Wide release in the U.S. — December 18, 2002
Premiere dates:
New York – December 5, 2002
London – December 11, 2002
Los Angeles – December 15, 2002
New Zealand – December 18, 2002
Return of the King
Wide release in the U.S. — December 17, 2003
Premiere dates:
Wellington, NZ – December 1, 2003
Los Angeles – December 3, 2003
The Hobbit
Wide Release in U.S. — December 14, 2012
Premiere date:
Wellington, NZ – November 28, 2012
September 15, 2012
Categories: Movies, The Hobbit . Tags: being anal, fake fan letters, Hobbit Premiere, New York, Peter Jackson, Richard Armitage, scheduling . Author: RAFrenzy . Comments: 20 Comments
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